Parody: New Starbucks album titles

Taken from the September 2005 issue of GQ:

Who sells the wussiest music on earth? America's leading coffee retailer, of course. Here are some future titles from the chain that brought you Antigone Rising and Jagged Little Pill Acoustic:

Dido: Zinfandel Dreams
Norah Jones: Live at Bed Bath & Beyond
Various Artists: Now That's What I Call Emasculating! 3
Aimee Mann: Music for Sunday Brunch
Indigo Girls: Let's Make Our Own Pottery
John Mayer: Songs That Make My Vagina Ache
R Kelly: I Just Want to Spoon
Natalie Imbruglia: Pajamas With Feet
Joni Mitchell: A Two Pints of Haagen-Dazs Kind of Night
Seals & Crofts & Loggins & Messina & Iron & Wine
Bruce Hornsby Reads Nick Hornsby
Kate Bush: You Have No New Messages