50 Cent ought to choke on his own vomit

In a move to help push his piece-of-crap movie coming out this weekend, crapper rapper 50 Cent attacks Kanye West for saying "George Bush doesn't care about black people" during a September telethon for Hurricane Katrina victims. 50 absolved Bush from any blame, saying that "The New Orleans disaster was meant to happen. It was an act of God." Could this be because 50's jealous that Kanye has displaced him as the new face of hip-hop? (Not to mention that Kanye didn't need Eminem and Dr. Dre's help to cross over like 50 did.)

Oh well at least when Bush decides to dump Cheney as vice-president he could always replace him with 50 Cent in a desperate attempt to regain his numbers back up. Let's face it, Fiddy's politics tend to be pretty right-wing: hyper-capitalistic, pro-gun, hates queers and women. He'd fit in with the Republicans. For him to be a Bush apologist is not an extreme jump. And 50's sticking up for Bush will make sure that Clear Channel will keep playing his music on brainwash rotation on all their radio stations. (Just like manager/stage parent Joe Simpson's kissing Bush's behind would make sure that the resulting airplay would help his daughter Ashlee's new album come in at #1.)